Every year at this time, I ask our staff to look through our season brochure and declare to me which events they would choose for their “Create Your Own” (CYO) package. My exact email to the staff stated, “Please send me the list of the 4 events on our season that you would select if you were assembling your personal create-your-own series.”
Well, either none of our staff is good at math or this season is just so fantastic that most cannot resist choosing more than four events. Here are their choices:
Mindy McCaffrey, Volunteer Coordinator: “I really want to list 7 or 8 events, but if I have to limit it to 4…” Well, I'm glad you at least understand the assignment, Mindy!
Ian Anderson
Bassekou Kouyate and Ngoni Blues
Cantus – All is Calm
Peter and the Starcatcher
Michelle Yenerall, Ticket Sales Assistant: “Ok, I know this is more than four, I can count. These are just the ones I am interested in seeing.” Hmmm...acknowledgement that you did the assignment wrong should count for something, I think!
The Moody Blues
Cirque Peking
Anything Goes
Sister Act
STOMP
Mamma Mia!
Dervish
Peter and the Starcatcher
Timber! By Cirque Alfonse
Briana Fugnitti, Business Administrative Associate: It would be terrible if our business associate had poor math skills; probably very good that she truly only chose four.
Mark Morris Dance Group
Cirque Peking
STOMP
Timber! By Cirque Alfonse
STOMP
Million Dollar Quartet
Timber! By Cirque Alfonse
Roger McGuinn
Shannon Smith, Ticket Office Manager: Good thing Shannon has Mandy and Briana looking out for her math skills.
Moody Blues
Peter and the Starcatcher
Ian Anderson
Cirque Peking
Cantus – All is Calm
Chicago Blues Reunion
Indian Ink Theatre Company - The Elephant Wrestler
Bela Fleck, Abigail Washburn, and the Del McCoury Band
The Acting Company in Mark Twain's A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
Dervish
LaNita Cox, Marketing Graduate Assistant: LaNita is brand new to our office this week! I'm glad to see that she is still reading emails and following instructions and glad to see that her math skills are in tact (that should help her during her graduate studies).
STOMP
Cantus – All is Calm
April Verch Band
Chicago Blues Reunion
Amy Zepp, Audience Development Coordinator: “I think my list has 5 this year.” High points for acknowledgment of complete disregard for the assignment.
Anything Goes
Cantus – All is Calm
Peter and the Starcatcher
The Acting Company in Mark Twain's A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
Timber! By Cirque Alfonse
Brandy Stabler, Development Assistant: Rest assured, everyone, that if you contribute to Friends of Sangamon Auditorium we *will* tabulate your gift amount correctly, even if Brandy can't count to four when selecting events.
Anything Goes
Mamma Mia!
Million Dollar Quartet
O Sole Trio
STOMP
Jennie Davis, Valet Supervisor: I think moms of five can be forgiven if they temporarily forget how to count.
The Moody Blues
STOMP
Peter and the Starcatcher
Mamma Mia!
Timber! By Cirque Alfonse
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